Templarus Introductorius

Dear Reader and Nothing-Else-To-Do-But-Blog-Away Enthusiast,

Over the years i realized that women have a penchance for double-standards (OK OK, for women among you who are reading this and who fit the bill perfectly, i'm talking about SOME women. Now, read on, tune in and grow up). Things that pertain to the treatment of the opposing sex is certainly no exception.

It's perfectly OK for them to bag and take a piss at males, but when it comes to a male (or anyone endowed with a natural abundance of testosterone and the proverbial "third leg") dishing out some verbal justice, they piss and moan about how said indivial "mistreats women."

One such woman goes by the chat nickname of im2sxy4myjob. Now, being my fault-picking Virgo self, i have a thing for studying folks and carefully probing them for both good and bad traits... and as surely as the sun shines...

i can come up with a list of

traits that can either MAKE

you or BREAK you.

... And you had better hope it's not a list of faults, cause i can use them with devastating accuracy. When i feel i have a principled obligation to say or do something, i am notorious for holding no punches or showing quarter. Now, back to said skanky shitsac with that self-aggrandizing nickname; i could've easily given you a run-down of personality traits she possesses which could make a crazy shithouse rat proud. But i don't feel like embarrassing her beyond what's necessary to address this blog's topic.

Contrary to her claims that i'm "not man enough to attack males and go only for the females" - i DO go for the jugular when folks piss me off, regardless of their gender. Infact, when it comes to an intellectual confrontation, whether someone has a penis of vagina is the last thing on my mind. But i suppose i should understand why she would come up with that shit, since she's self-programmed herself to seemingly think genitally in terms of everything and has a habit of projecting it unto others...

But to address her douchebaggery, why would i snap at HER? Why? Is it because i revel in arguments? Because i like fighting? Because i have nothing better to do with my free time? Not hardly... those who know me in real life - Muslim and NON-Muslim - observe that i'm one of the nicest, most laid-back guys they'd ever meet anywhere. Reason being, whether i am being nice for being treated nicely, or am slapping people around for being the cracker-ass morons that they are...

i believe in gender

equality, stupid!

i couldn't give two shits whether you have a penis or vagina. If you wind up in my bad books, it will require a GREAT deal of humbling on your part to get out and, and i'll put enough hurdles your way to make sure you do your homework on your way to my good books. So here's a final message to im2sexy4myjob: i've faught you, Strengthinconstipation, Garry-"Shoot me, i'm a retarded clown"-Jones-UK, Nuke, SAS, Dirtywicker, and recently, Patrick who has acquired a tendency of making shit up against me just so he makes sure his slut-pleaser head is shoved up your ass that much deeper... and on the list goes.

Now, if that much isn't obvious to you yet, and you still maintain that i'm too "scared" to go after guys, here's a list of recommendations to help trannybitch-slap you back to reality:

1) Get your head out of your arse and don't project your filthy nickname unto OTHER nicknames when it's OTHER people i'm addressing, and not YOU.

2) Get some Ginko... it's a great herb, and helps circulating blood into the brain and aids with concentration and memory retention.

Now, back to other readers. The above example should serve to give you a run-down on who i am and what i stand for. i stand solid in my tracks when it comes to debates, or saying things that i feel i have a principled obligation to say. If i have a problem with you, i will not slander or backbite... at least, not without you being the FIRST to know what i think in your face.

Over the years i've realized that i'm either the type of person you'd love or you'd hate. There really is no in-between. Either you have an exceptionally high opinion of me, or you distain me for being blunt and tell-it-like-it-is.

In turn, i have a particular distain for liars, hypocrites, slanderers... and just plainly for anyone who is a fat, broke, stupid looser who insists on staying that way. "Human Deadwood" best be treated that way; cast into the "fire" and left there to burn. Those who want to change badly enough will crawl out of the fireplace or, rise like a phoenix from the ashes.

i am willing to help you achieve your life's goals, like i help myself do the same. Beyond that, if you're down for righteous causes, then i'll treat you like family. If you're family then i will forgive your every fault and even lay down my life for you if circumstances demand. Those who don't know where i'm coming from probably won't understand this level of spiritual brotherhood. Unfortunately there's nothing i can do to change that.